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Sarnie

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  1. Serious there is no pre nup allowed, excuse my ignorance but is it something to do with Catholocism? Close. It's just the law was never updated to make it legally binding after they introduced divorce which is still a touchy subject with many people and the church. You can have one but if it goes to court to settle, which it will 'cos what gobshite isn't going to fight it, then forget it. You've already lost. Women are evil. Lets all just stick to cars, footy and beer
  2. think it the bleaching and bagging jeans that make his legs look weird at times Its more than that, they look too short for his body almost as if he's wheelchair bound
  3. I'd do it too Gotta protect the lambo How can I get my girlfriend to sign a prenup without her knowing? Tell her its an application form for a 0% store card at Selfridges
  4. I'd do it too Gotta protect the lambo
  5. I smell a rat....... Happy to be proved wrong
  6. So where are the pics? Just sell em to your mate and you won't lose any cash....
  7. Back end looks like a Megane
  8. He didnt witness it, he heard a bang, he didnt see the collision. Of course, I'd have stopped. And nicked the drivers wallet
  9. Steady now hows the move coming on mate? Back to ignoring you now
  10. I miss WD! No, you miss D
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    lambo

    Sarnie is not a ****er I've been called worse John Barnes? Thats a compliment. Nixy fancies John Barnes. so you like pulling older birds Hell yeah I know an Ethel you might be interested in As long as she is below 45 yrs old Hmm she is not under 45 but you might make an exception heres a picture: Right position though
  12. You can get about 400bhp for about £6-8k and close to 600bhp for about £20-25k which is all on top of actually buying the car Do a search for Flirt (400bhp) and Baptist (584bhp)
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    lambo

    Sarnie is not a ****er I've been called worse John Barnes? Thats a compliment. Nixy fancies John Barnes. so you like pulling older birds Hell yeah I know an Ethel you might be interested in As long as she is below 45 yrs old
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    Z Number 3

    How about Zed Chav?
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    lambo

    Sarnie is not a ****er I've been called worse John Barnes? Thats a compliment. Nixy fancies John Barnes. so you like pulling older birds Hell yeah
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    lambo

    Sarnie is not a ****er I've been called worse John Barnes? Thats a compliment. Nixy fancies John Barnes.
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    lambo

    Sarnie is not a ****er I've been called worse
  18. So thats the real reason you didn't stop
  19. No need for marriage. You can buy stuff together without you know Our thoughts exactly, you dont need a bit of paper to tell you that you are in love. Plus you can her kick out whenever you want
  20. Agreed, but his upper body strength is so good it looks like he has spent his life on his hands.
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