Sarnie

Yes, I have some useless stuff saved in my photbucket account:

I didnt know your were a proctologist Sarnie!! I'll get elbow deep for the right price

Even the car that supposedly has Nismo rims is a blag. I'm pretty sure they are Rota's...........the rears are concave and no Nismo stickers...................

Clever, i like it

I just thought it was Welsh for something

for the win??? WTF does that mean??? lol

Powdercoated ftw Whats ftw?

Inspector Sarni of the Yard Good spot mate! Hate to see people get blinded by a cheap kit and blingy wheels...

It should have had a service last August and is due another this August..........

Mate, sell the car. I may sound like your Mrs but its only a car. No point starting a whole new like down under skint. On the grand scheme of things your life is more important than a mass produced Nissan Plus, i'm sure they sell Zed's in Oz

Depends on what you would do with the £2k....................

Thats a slippery slope my friend....................

If your having trouble with them, surely they will know who reported them when the council guy comes calling........if your neighbour is a skinny dweeb, report him, if not be careful

Beware these guys, I'm pretty sure these guys are importing bog standard zeds for peanuts and tarting them up with bodykits and cheap wheels and flogging them for a premium. Look how each of the 5 zeds they have for sale has the same lip, side skirts and spoiler...............hmmmmmmmmmmm

Get that plenum polished

Pardon

Keep the ESP on

Are you trying to get in her pants? She's not even divorced yet!!!!

Diatribe

Syphillis

Sergio Ramos is their only decent defender now that Cannarvo has left...........Marcelino is never a left back, Pepe is just a whinger and Metzelder is dire...... In four years that Beckham (with the other Galatico's et al) was there they only won the league once, right on the last game of the season........I would have £20 with anyone that they will still win bugger all next season...........

Of course it is, what a stupid statement............

It is a standard bumper.....with a lip spoiler