Oi, cheeky arse! I'm a few years younger!
As for the car, Sarnie's on the right lines - I never lie!
So the new car is cheaper?
Give us a clue then
After this high level of expectation I'm worried the truth may be a bit of an anticlimax!
Clue - four wheels, petrol, manual....c'mon you must have got it by now!
Being tight, you've bought letank's zed hoping that we wouldn't notice and pocketed the £3k difference
Nice idea but I need more than £3K.