Can beat them all.
a week last monday coming back from Kilmacom Golf Club
Pulled after 150mph. When I slowed down where there are temp cameras they pulled up behind me then lights on once we were past the roadworks.
1st line "so sir why do you think we have pulled you over"
Reply "Is it because my number plate is in my windscreen"
"well thats ok because it is displayed"
"What speed were you doing back there at the fly over"
Allways say "i dont know"
Lew (stupid but lucky)