Man - Haven't i seen you somewhere before?
Woman - Yes thats why i don't go there anymore!
Man - Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you fat slut
Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man - There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.
Man - Your place or mine?
Woman - Both, you go to yours and i'll go to mine.
Man - That's cool cos after i'm done shagging you in the back of my car, i don't give a sh!t where you go.
Man - How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman - Unfertilised
Man - No Problem, i'll just shoot my load up your @rse.
Man - I would go to the end of the earth for you.
Woman - but would you stay there?
Man - Probably, cos you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been sh@gged!
Man - Would you like to dance?
Woman - I'd rather eat glass!
Man - I think you mis-heard me... i said you look fat in those pants.
Man - Where have you been all my life?
Woman - Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man - Just as well cos i've been sh@gging your mun while your dad watches!
Man - Your Pretty
Woman - **** off!
Man - Don't interrupt, your pretty..ugly, you fat bitch.