Liam's Z

curious if he sends it to you.... been asking for his address for months for the stickers

Good man. You have to make it this time anyway, two misses and your car get's taken off you and given to a more deserving character..... Well thats the 2 Liam's off the list then......... (lowers head and waits for fallout)

Due to Government Legislation

Suppose you just got to trust em BTW

Sorry for quoting, but this car needs to be on every page of this thread

They can still have it if they want at that price , no probs ...just not for sale to Sarnie Time waster

Very impressive mate

I don't think I explained my self properly. I had both zed sites open when looking for the directions . I then disconnected from the net and left. The Mrs came along and connected to the net. The two windows must of still been open and when she connected to the net both pages would of become live again. This is the only thing I can think of To be fair, if there had been a post at that time then that would of been very very suspicious but there obviously wasn't The mind boggles How can I be driving and be logged into the OC seriously? Does he think that me and Sarnie from the OC are different people with the same car or what? Really not sure what he was thinking? Also, why the hell is he checking in log in times of members???????? Your Mrs is checkin up on you by the sounds of it Take it you closed both sites down. She's then booted the laptop, clicked the site and it's logged you in automatically Have you asked her???

I understand what he's saying mate, it should have timed out. Strange.... He's just winding you up!!!!!! Or perhaps he's implying your Doris writes most of your posts

Yes it does. Yes it does Heard you the 1st time 2 faces Leave off you'll have Dorian back accusing me of all sorts

nothing worse than scratching a ladies car What about scratching your car Hope you get all your frustrations sorted soon mate

very nice mate

Hi Trev, matey

Bloody hell Tim,, you've not give 350z-uk.com members much time

Yes it does. Yes it does Heard you the 1st time 2 faces

Very good write up Jackal Dorian leave Hide alone

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