Liam's Z

I could drive round with all them problems and more and still be

Net's about £40... No idea about the key ring, got it sent 2 me for free

"Would stop and chat about how good it is.... but I have to get back to driving" Can't blame ya

Chicken Sh*t make's it lower When you gonna fill the gaps??

Debris on the motorway caused it Tim!!! As for the rear valance mine can't take curbs no clearance whatsoever...

You tell it a lot better nikos all in the delivery and timing Liam LOL its the way I tell ,em Behave,,, double act - I make you look good

Bad luck mate Same thing happened 2 me,,, greddy front lip 2 week old smashed off on the motorway

No it's not mate,,, 8 o'clock kick off iirc...

You tell it a lot better nikos all in the delivery and timing Liam LOL

Nope... You

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by herself: Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Lady: "No, they open!"

Not my fault put it that way!!!

Welcome Daniel Very unique zed you have there for over here Anymore pic's

why do you ask are you interested in buying???????????? this question really bugs the **** out of me.whats it got to do with you. it could be financial. why should he answer to you. Because it's a forum mate Perhaps if you two bothered 2 read the post properly then you might know

Good question mate,,, I may need a new rear valance

Go easy now Let me know if it's low mate!!!! I've got to get some power steering fluid that's low

Welcome Stuey I'm in Blacon tonight

This problem sounds very similar to one sarnie had!!!! Check your brake fluid, probably needs topping up

That's the funniest joke I've ever heard

TAXI...

Another: A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long Before I >> >can >> >get a >> >hair cut? >> > >> >The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two >> >hours." >> >And the guy left. >> > >> >A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How >> >long before I can get a haircut?" >> > >> >The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three hours." And > the guy left. >> > >> >A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How >> >long >> >before >> >I can get a haircut?" >> > >> >The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." >> >And >> >the >> >guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a >> >favour. >> >Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has >> >to >> >wait >> >for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." >> > >> >A little while later Bill returned to the shop laughing hysterically. >> >The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" >> > >> >Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."

Here's one: Wayne Rooney has been told he can play in the World Cup if he gets a Cortisone Injection. ?? David Beckham responded, "If that fat tosser is having a new car, then so am I!"

Let me know mate Now tell me something funny

I am new to Z ownership but allready have some niggles.I allready have under warranty some items done .The clicking from the rear axle,new tailgate struts and drivers seat bolster and cover replaced due to excessive wear. Can you help on my next probs. 1. After a run with the engine warm,i give the engine a minute to settle.On idle the engine gives a miss every now and again almost like a back pressure noise sounding from the drivers side footwell.Nissan says this could be unburnt fuel typical of V6.I would of thought that in this modern day it should run smooth. 1. What petrol you using??? 2.On driving hard into a corner with ESP on , it kicks in sometimes grabbing the brakes . I am not taking risks when it is doing this.Generally one of the wheels is unloaded due to the camber . Any one experience this as its annoying and disturbing. 2. Normal - corrected by turning esp off

Keep me posted