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Mailed them to see how we can get club stand....Will let you know what they come back with. In the meantime extract from web site. To enter a car, it’s just £25, including the Driver: Admission on both show days (worth £20 per day) Evening entertainment (see weekender page) Discounted ‘Club Track Time’ Discounted tickets for passengers (weekend passes £30) Discounted on-site camping (additional £20 per car)

I will be working...! Sales kick-off so up to 1000 of us in the Venetian. Better than a kick up the ass. Do you think we should really for a club stand. I would be up for that.....will have to get the rest of the thing painted soon. Steve

Its the 15 & 16th of April. Im off to Vegas on the 19th -22nd, when are you out there. Steve

The Ferrari Formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK government's youth opportunity scheme and employ young people from Liverpool. The decision to hire them was brought about after a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of Euros worth of high-tech equipment. Prime Minister Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by Ferrari management which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labor. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now has the advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for. At the crews first practice session the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle to the Mclaren team for 8 bottles of Bud, 12 wraps of speed, and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

All, What about making the Ripspeed event at Donnington the first big meet. Seems to be near the middle of most of us, slightly further up north but there is quite a few up in Manc-Land. The evening entertainment looks good too. what do you think..... Steve

Stephen working on electoral register....you may not haave been moved on that....may not be able to vote until you do. Also from the site if you want to be removed from their search: All Electoral Roll removal requests should be sent by email ONLY to UK@b4u.co.uk For Urgent removal requests from our Electoral please Call 0906 345 6000 Please note calls cost £1.50/min and will not last more than 5 minutes. Removals should take no more than 7 days Do not pay them...just make them remove you for free via mail. Steve

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Water is fun....but the wrong one wins "wet"

wax is okay....hoover is funny. Try drive or backup to check suspension. But "bucket" is the best same as soap.

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Tried with wheel on and cover off, but can now do it with long nose pliers. Will try to take pic tomorrow if you want.

Nick, Welcome to the place to be Was quite good when went to pick up a camera on Thursday. The chaps wife complement me on the car.... Thing is I was in his garage at the time with: Georgeous Caterham VX Maseriti 4200 Spyder Ferrari 550 Maranello and a BMW 330 outside. Steve

Val, You do not need to take wheel off or even the plastic surrounf from wheel bay...you can do it with pilers from top. steve

Val, Be quick, we do not want another 350z club to book before us.....

Do you have contacts or do you want me to enquire through the lotus boys....

Val, Booked already. We (LoT) have sessions on there for the Saturday. Sunday is still getting sorted so do not know full details. Will be other clubs and Manufacturers there on Sunday...Should be good.

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A man in Wales buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted. Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up again, does his thing, drive home, and falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."

If you need 4 seats and cannot wait for a G35, at this price it got to be good value. http://atsearch.autotrader.co.uk/www/ca ... 3221374337 Not my favourite by its 4.6 Ltrs.

Val, I would not say you and Glyn are asses, donkeys maybe

Suggest we leave as is...at least for one month further. Even as information has been gathered from here and used against members I still beleive in free access for all. Thanks to the Admins for the gives us a say in how this site is run. Steve

Simon... My Z is standard so you are better with the other. If you need a Cat then I could lend you mine, but again you may get more specialised ones on Blatchat or have you posted there.... Steve

Great to see we have got over a hunderd names/members.... Hope you new boys find it worthwhile and please post.... Steve

Waiting to buy one also, inside track from MS is there will be lots come March if you wait....therefore will kill off the profiteers on ebay. COD2 looks great. What is PG like, and can we setup multi-player games to get 20 Z against each other. David- you just got to be handicapped as you already won a real 350z by proving your skills

Give you a hint, its cold up north. I came from further north than where Derek_ZR lives. Steve