I kid you not, got to the gym today after a long sweaty day in work, got out of the car, splat, right next to my foot but for once NOT ON THE CAR!
"HA - YOU MISSED" I shouted up at the flying rat in the sky!
Splat splat splat......
Turned round after what sounded like the blitz behind me, 3 massive seagul turds, one on the bonet one on the roof,one on the rear window.
I actually think I did something bad in my previous life.....