MrNiki is a good golfer. After following him around the same course 2 days in a row with a golf buggy and a stash of Carlsberg, i decided i'd have a go...
By the 2nd hole i'd named my clubs... Dave the driving iron, steve the seven iron and peter the putter. They're the only clubs i used, and by the end, when said wanted steve, he passed me the right chipping stick!! I did have woody the 'something' wood, but he put the ball in the tree's so i disowned him.
After that day i was relegated back to the golf buggy and the lager. Can't say i was hugely disappointed