The Zed is getting close to needing a service and although I'll probably go to an independent, I do have a main dealer literally at the bottom of the road where I work. Thought I'd give them a call today to get a price for a P3 service. I was actually stuck in traffic bored, thinking 'who can I call' We've all been there.
The call went something like this after asking for the service department.
Nissan: "Hello, Toomey Nissan service department, **** speaking, how can I help?"
Me: "Hi, can you give me a price for a P3 service for my 350z please?"
Nissan: "Yes certainly, [slight pause] is that a Renault?
Me (gobsmacked): "Errr, no".
Independent it is then
So they expect me to hand them over £390 for a service for a car they think is a Renault.