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ZedJohn

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  1. 1 GM - Me 2 Sunset - Sparky 3 Azure - ??? last seen going up the M42 north Jct 9 4 Black - ??? last seen by M6/M42 interchange Custard, chille et all not represented in our mini-crusie!
  2. Not sure, I've seen it on Dave somewhere!
  3. Great pictures, how about going one step further with a moving roadster and getting one to land in the passenger seat?
  4. ? I started this thread wanting to do the trip but had to pull out as the company I work for were organising the three peaks challenge (Ben Nevis, Scafell Pike & Mt Snowdon in 24 hrs) and moved the date to the one we'd agreed, now at the last minute, the plans have fallen through and they've moved the challenge to Sept & they want to do it over three days - not really a challenge! Shall we all agree a June/July date?
  5. Really not happy. 3 peaks postponed to September due to lack of commitment plus one guy's idea to do it over 3 days added insult to injury... numpty - hardly a challenge and more a walk in the park.
  6. Sold (sorry for late replies, not been on here for a while)
  7. ZedJohn

    Mini me

    How about getting some ZedMice made?
  8. Have you confessed your age yet?
  9. Hi, I'm John, 26, and I've been Zedding since July. Is this Zedders Annonymous? Car history - 1.2 Corsa, 1.0 Corsa, a few company cars, then a 1.6 Focus, 1.9 Golf TDi (boring), a Golf GT TDi, remapped to 200 bhp and now the Zed. But the nagging question: What next?
  10. Mitz @ CS can do them - can't for the life of me remember the price
  11. What's a horse's favourite TV program? Neeeyyyyyyybours.... (sorry)
  12. Might just be gossip, but aren't the old bill using tracker history if they pull you over? IE working out your distance divided by time = speed?
  13. Gutted about the robbery mate, hopefully the Zed will help heal the wounds, the sky high insurance premium will feel like a bargain! We all like looking at Zeds here so make sure you get some pictures up when you pick it up
  14. The clocks going forward and the sun coming out have made me think that it's probably going to be with us shortly........ Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat. And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin. After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk. Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road... And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday. Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April. And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside All Bar One after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples. So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make.
  15. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TURBO-Whistle-Sou ... 20addce9c5
  16. bollocks to you too martin, just cos you can say it in spanish doesn't make it any better. Woof
  17. Thought about Egypt? Never been myself but a friend from work is going next month and had a bargain.
  18. It was always one of the things my dad said: "Car first, colour second" Very hard to stop the heart strings pulling though...
  19. Welcome! I don't think you ever get tired of driving it, there's a little voice saying 'drive me, drive me'
  20. Marginally worse on the track... BUY ONE - you won't regret it
  21. Can opener coming out! And a lump hammer under the bonnet!
  22. Why not get yourself to one of the meets? Most colours would be represented in one place! I've got a GM, it may be a bit 'grey' but you can go for the slight 'understated look' without being bland, plus I'm lazy and it hides the dirt well!
  23. Prime girl racer material
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