haha!
Before my first car, I used my mum's Nissan Micra 1.0 (the bubble shape one), the poor thing was ragged all day long, fantastic handbrake turns....
i had a 1.5 diesel one of those it IS AMAZING at handbrake turns mine lived sideways round the corners went through loads of tyres untill, at the ripe old age of 2 the car developed major engine problems me? no no
im glad i got that out my system before breaking a decent car