Holy crap, there's nothing like a bit of racial stereotyping to brighten ones day
Funny story about the "sore finger" one. When I was at college, we used to go to the local chippy for lunch. Shockingly enough, owned by a chinese family. Earlier that week, a former Royal Marine stood on my hand accidentally & me pinky nail went black. Asked for sausage & chips or sumsuch, went to hand her the change. "Sore Finger" she said, "Yeah bloody kills" was my reply, the entire chip shop erupted with laughter & she chased me out with a broom thinking I was taking the ****!!!!