Black Rose

[ioneabee]

my wife said to me "oh, it IS purple"....................as she's sat in her beige volvo looking down at me

[martinmac]

Nice one.

[ATTAK Z]

haha

[Flex]

What was she looking at?

[Harryjax]

my wife said to me "oh, it IS purple"....................as she's sat in her beige volvo looking down at me

 

Why were you master bating in your zed?

I know they're sexy cars but exposing exposing the purple and getting caught by your misses.

That not cricket.

 

[ioneabee]

she just wet herself laughing at that

[Wayne370Z]

So what colour is it, a purpleish black or a blackish purple ?

[Harryjax]

she just wet herself laughing at that

 

I haven't lost it then.

I can still make the opposite sex wet even at my age.

[350zedd]

she just wet herself laughing at that

 

Hmm....she has a sense of humour then?

[ioneabee]

she just wet herself laughing at that

 

Hmm....she has a sense of humour then?

only when its at my expense

[350zedd]

she just wet herself laughing at that

 

Hmm....she has a sense of humour then?

only when its at my expense

 

By the way.....is she perched on your shoulder reading this?

Edited July 24, 2014 by 350zedd

[ioneabee]

nah - she's gone to bed now

[Harryjax]

she just wet herself laughing at that

 

Hmm....she has a sense of humour then?

only when its at my expense

 

By the way.....is she perched on your shoulder reading this?

 

Hmmmm!! sense of humour needs working on.

That's not funny.

[ATTAK Z]

nah - she's gone to bed now

 

time to knock another one off then ?

 

ETA Sorry, that was a bit coarse

Edited July 24, 2014 by ATTAK Z

[ioneabee]

nah - can't be arsed - watching da vinci code

[Harryjax]

nah - she's gone to bed now

 

time to knock another one off then ?

 

You beat me to that punch line.