How to park Madrid style

[twobears]

From the balcony of my third floor apartment I get a bird's eye view of the street below and I have congratulated myself many times on my decision to leave Mr Zed at home!

 

Parking takes about three minutes normally.

 

Step one - choose a space slightly, but not much, longer than your car.

 

Step two - sidle wonkily into space

 

Step three- inch forward until you touch the car in front

 

Step four - inch backward until you touch the car behind

 

Step five - lurch forward making sure you give the car in front a good jolt

 

Step six - lurch backwards, bounce off car behind until you have virtually attached your bumper to car in front

 

Step seven - check your mirror ... to make sure your hair hasn't come out of place due to your previous manoeuvres

 

Step eight - get out of car, check the whiteness of your teeth in your wing mirror and proceed to shops/bar/ optician. Delete as applicable.

[ioneabee]

pictures and/or video please .................or it was you describing your own parking abilities

[GMballistic]

[twobears]

I was too busy watching to get my phone out to video it, unfortunately

 

Andy, it wasn't me! I'm not half that good at parking!!!

[tatooandy67]

Sounds like the car park at my local tesco