International Criminal!

[Stew]

Ok, I'm doing hard time.

 

 

Nah, just paying the fine. I tried my best to be the clueless tourist (think hugh grant but Scottish....) on the phone. It didn't work!

[DoogyRev]

Make sure you get a receipt..... and expense it

[Stew]

I told my boss here this morning as it was in a company hired car. I work for a company that takes driving VERY seriously. It's in our contracts that if caught without a seatbelt on it is instant dismissal....

 

Luckily, he stated that 'Well, they can only fire you' which doesn't matter as I'm leaving mid december anyway!

 

I did say I was going to expense it as we had a discussion last week about a guy that tried to expense a boat trip and a haircut while on a course!

[DoogyRev]

I used to work with someone who used to expense 20p for a cuppa tea

 

..... I wont mention where he was from though

[The Bounty Bar Kid]

I used to work with someone who used to expense 20p for a cuppa tea

 

..... I wont mention where he was from though

 

Scotland? More specifically Glasgow? Just kidding. Bet he was Asian!

[DoogyRev]

I used to work with someone who used to expense 20p for a cuppa tea

 

..... I wont mention where he was from though

 

Scotland? More specifically Glasgow? Just kidding. Bet he was Asian!

 

Yes, No and No

[Stew]

Aberdeen?

 

We are notoriously tight. And we sh*g sheep.

[DoogyRev]

Dundee I think

[Stew]

Dundee???? That's south of Stonehaven.