5 Surgeons

[4RE Leather]

FIVE SURGEONS ARE DISCUSSING WHO WERE THE BEST PATIENTS TO OPERATE ON.

 

The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating

table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

 

The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians!

Everything inside them is colour-coded.' _ The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' _

 

The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and then the job takes longer than you said it would.'

 

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

 

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'_

[The Bounty Bar Kid]

[leonk]

[Dblock]

:lol:

[Shel]

Mother Superior was taking a bath. There's a knock on the door.

She says, "Who is it?"

A male voice responds, "The blind man."

After a few moments of deliberation the nun says, "Come in."

The man enters and says, "Nice tits, Mrs Nun. Where do you want me to hang the blind?"

[The Bounty Bar Kid]

[Ebized]

Two good ones there :lol:

[4RE Leather]

Mother Superior was taking a bath. There's a knock on the door.

She says, "Who is it?"

A male voice responds, "The blind man."

After a few moments of deliberation the nun says, "Come in."

The man enters and says, "Nice tits, Mrs Nun. Where do you want me to hang the blind?"

 

Meeeooww nice one Shel:)

Edited November 6, 2012 by 4RE Leather

[4RE Leather]