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dropped the civic off this morning at a local bodyshop for some minor work. Nice guy said he'd lend me a car until mines ready. He'd forgotten his promise and didn't have the keys to the little runaround I was supposed to be borrowing. However, he did have something else that he said was a bit of a beast! The biggest ugliest filthiest 4x4 i have seen in my life! Isuzu trooper - jacked up with a huge space between the wheels and the arches - full of mud, shotgun cartridges, cups of coffee with mould on and tools - he sniggered as I drove away..............just had a right chuckle vision session at the garage putting fuel in - my mate from work had to literally pull me into the car from the passenger side it is so high! Nightmare!

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i will take some when/if I get home in one piece! I may also have to park on top of any other cars in my drive rather than try to reverse it!

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i will take some when/if I get home in one piece! I may also have to park on top of any other cars in my drive rather than try to reverse it!

 

Is that what all women do? :blush:

 

ha ha ONLY JOKIN! :teeth:

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seriously, hands up to being a woman on this one - I'm still sat at work cos I don't want to drive the beast home! The guy only uses it to go shooting and it shows! :blush:

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seriously, hands up to being a woman on this one - I'm still sat at work cos I don't want to drive the beast home! The guy only uses it to go shooting and it shows! :blush:

 

Shooting what?

 

is there blood in the back? You sure that he didn't want you to take it just to get rid of some evidence? :D

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oh god don't. It wouldn't surprise me if there was some dead stuff in the back - I daren't look! And the gears - well have you seen the ones on buses? Bit different from my close ratio type R gears - by about 6 feet! I could also do with a rope ladder to get in and out!

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monster truck pictures inside and out - would have been better with a person stood next to it or another car to really appreciate the size!

 

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good, cos I'm crying at the thought of driving it until Friday! Those pictures don't even show how bad it really is! Or how big!

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it's a favour rather than a courtesy car - he's doing me a good deal as a trader off a jap car forum I'm a member of. Nevertheless......... :scare:

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You won't be able to wear your glad-rags in that old thing Nixy. It looks more suited to Barbour and wellies.

 

 

or perhaps a grass skirt or bikini..........!! :teeth:

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one of those white forensic plastic suits would be more use! I'm still in it today - it's quite fun! :thumbs:

 

Ha ha ...... she's coming around to the thing now ain't you Nixy!

 

By the time you give it back, you going to be missing it like crazy :D

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