Keyser Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 The Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!" "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!" And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath.... "Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? " "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees.... Ees..... Ees.... Ees.... Ees... Ees.... Ees..... a ham bush...." SORRY, but I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know you did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightRacer Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Bit of Radio 1 Gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeroy Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Ees..... a ham bush...." Brilliant, I actually laughed out loud at my desk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maccaman Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Variation on a verrrrrry old joke, still good though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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