kerbside*motors Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts and sandals. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually; then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you saw them. Once again, in their new attire, they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time topless with just a thong bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, she said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," and started to walk away. One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady." "Yes, Father?", she said. "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests dressed as we are?" "Father, it's me…, Sister Margaret" !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 now that is good! Such a waste though nuns are, well some of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts and sandals. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually; then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you saw them. Once again, in their new attire, they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time topless with just a thong bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, she said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," and started to walk away. One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady." "Yes, Father?", she said. "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests dressed as we are?" "Father, it's me…, Sister Margaret" !! very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leighx Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 now that is good! Such a waste though nuns are, well some of them Neighbours, Sister Carmella? Have to watch it. Wifey forces me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revsport Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 now that is good! Such a waste though nuns are, well some of them So true so true. Cant understand why a young lady would want to do that with there life. Lew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 now that is good! Such a waste though nuns are, well some of them Neighbours, Sister Carmella? Have to watch it. Wifey forces me too She is lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 now that is good! Such a waste though nuns are, well some of them Neighbours, Sister Carmella? Have to watch it. Wifey forces me too She is lovely Right i will check it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 now that is good! Such a waste though nuns are, well some of them Neighbours, Sister Carmella? Have to watch it. Wifey forces me too She is lovely Right i will check it out Here you go dude - enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt Wilson Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Ding Dong!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stuey Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 heeeellllloooooooooooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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