coldel Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 I went into the bank today to ask for a loan "What do you need the money for sir?" "It's for a car" "Oh very nice, so what are you getting?" "Oh, just some super unleaded" Quote
Neilp Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 didn't like it.... Did you make it up yourself? don't take up a job in comedy Not trying to be mean but that is a bad joke Quote
Simon+Kat Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 OK.....i cant help myself......whats pink and hard?...... A pig with a flick knife... Quote
Keyser Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 Guy goes into a garage asks "have you got a petrol cap for a skoda" Mechanic replies......... "Sounds like a fair swap" Sorry I'll get my coat Quote
SnailHerder Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 OK.....i cant help myself......whats pink and hard?...... A pig with a flick knife... You've got me at it now. What's brown and sticky? . . . . . . . . . . . A stick Quote
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