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I went into the bank today to ask for a loan

 

"What do you need the money for sir?"

 

"It's for a car"

 

"Oh very nice, so what are you getting?"

 

"Oh, just some super unleaded"

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didn't like it.... Did you make it up yourself? :lol: don't take up a job in comedy :thumbs:

 

Not trying to be mean but that is a bad joke

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Guy goes into a garage asks "have you got a petrol cap for a skoda"

 

 

 

 

Mechanic replies.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Sounds like a fair swap"

 

 

Sorry I'll get my coat

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OK.....i cant help myself......whats pink and hard?......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A pig with a flick knife... :D

 

You've got me at it now.

 

What's brown and sticky?

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A stick

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