Liam's Z Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 A drunk, man who smelled like beer, sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?" The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath." The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be," then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Keep em coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sarnie Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Need some help with your sig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam's Z Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 Need some help with your sig? You need to copy the image from say a photobucket file Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P15UL T Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 did try that, also tried copy and pasting pics, will give it another go, i also cant resize my pics to get them to fit int to my atvar ???? need to get my brother up , he can do all that stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam's Z Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 did try that, also tried copy and pasting pics, will give it another go, i also cant resize my pics to get them to fit int to my atvar ???? need to get my brother up , he can do all that stuff Your doing well so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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