servere weather warning

[neo]

just had a servere weather warning -

 

a complete shower of $hit is coming back from africa

[Vik54]

Man goes to Dominatrix and asks "How much for complete and utter humiliation?"

She replies "£37.50"

He says "That's a very exact amount...how come £37.50?"

She replies "That's how much an England shirt costs"

[ATTAK Z]

Man goes to Dominatrix and asks "How much for complete and utter humiliation?"

She replies "£37.50"

He says "That's a very exact amount...how come £37.50?"

She replies "That's how much an England shirt costs"

Not really a footy fan but tell me Vik ............ How are Scotland doing in said competition ?

[Vik54]

Man goes to Dominatrix and asks "How much for complete and utter humiliation?"

She replies "£37.50"

He says "That's a very exact amount...how come £37.50?"

She replies "That's how much an England shirt costs"

Not really a footy fan but tell me Vik ............ How are Scotland doing in said competition ?

 

Hugh...honey...I am English and I don't follow footie I just thought it was a funny joke take a chill pill

[M9O OEY]

All future televised England matches have been moved to the gay adult channel. Apparently, the sight of 11 arseholes frequently getting hammered for 90 mins was far too explicit for normal TV.

[Beavis]

All future televised England matches have been moved to the gay adult channel. Apparently, the sight of 11 arseholes frequently getting hammered for 90 mins was far too explicit for normal TV.

 

 

[Chesterfield]

Apparently David Blane is furious that his record of doing f*ck all in a box for 40 days has been beaten by Wayne Rooney.