Pearls of wisdom

[Dan]

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

A shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray!

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[martinmac]

Nice one Dan, and all so true.

[Trev-the-Rev]

[Zummertor]

Perfect timing for me, just found a use for

 

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why xyz [name not going to be shared] appears brighter until you hear him speak."

 

 

Now for the use of the next one.

[Toon Chris]

:lol:

[Sarnie]

[tmJak]