This guy was lonely so ...

[Zummertor]

This guy was lonely so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug [ OK, they don't actually have 100 legs but...]) , which came in a little white box to use for his house.

 

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. [where all show offs take something to show off].

 

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

 

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face against the centipedes house and started shouting, "Hey in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

 

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my f %^&ing shoes."

[Trev-the-Rev]

It must have been a female centipede

[lomoto]

[Zedrush]

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[Ian]

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