Zummertor Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo @*!#. Someone has stolen tent." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 HA HA HA HA HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbs Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 the old ones are still the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuey Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesterfield Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Tonto puts his ear to the ground and says Buffalo come here not long ago. The lone ranger, mystified by his skills of tracking, asks "How do you know?". Tonto replies "still sticky". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIXXERUK Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 :lol: camping in liverpool ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuey Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 :lol: camping in liverpool ? sounds like it...................... although............... everyone in liverpool think there are BATMAN................ coz they cant go anywhere without ROBBIN................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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