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Ha ha ha! I never ever heard if there was any truth in that. His wife did divorce him mind when the £3,700 turned up on their jkoint credit card bill :scare::headhurt::lol:

 

Seriously? What did the statement say:

 

hand job: £25

Fondle:£5

Kiss:10

back door: £200

Girl-on-girl: £1000

 

 

 

Imagine trying to get out of that!! :lol:

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Ha ha ha! I never ever heard if there was any truth in that. His wife did divorce him mind when the £3,700 turned up on their jkoint credit card bill :scare::headhurt::lol:

 

Seriously? What did the statement say:

 

hand job: £25

Fondle:£5

Kiss:10

back door: £200

Girl-on-girl: £1000

 

 

 

Imagine trying to get out of that!! :lol:

 

Sorry, I don't know what the statement said but whatever it was, it was something he couldn't explain! :headhurt:

 

On the same weekend, one of my other mates wandered in to the hotel with his shirt on inside out (three guesses...). Wouldn;t be too much of a problem except his girlfriend was the Stag's sister! :lol:

 

Oh, I want to go back there now! Never a dull moment! :teeth:

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"Honestly Love i swear it wasnt me! I lost my card when i was there" OR get your friends in the @*!#. "Ok babe dont go mad but i gave the card to JOHN and he is paying me back, he just needed to blow off some........................ steam" lol :lol::lol::lol:

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"Honestly Love i swear it wasnt me! I lost my card when i was there" OR get your friends in the @*!#. "Ok babe dont go mad but i gave the card to JOHN and he is paying me back, he just needed to blow off some........................ steam" lol :lol::lol::lol:

 

You've been there before!! :p

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NO sarnie not been there b4 However if i ever get into that situation i will kno wat 2 say :lol: ANWAY sarnie exhaust is still working fine :teeth:

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I think that the moral of this story (and getting it back on topic) is that Andy should convert his £10K to cash if he decides to blow it on whores!

 

:lol:

 

And if he decides to blow it on whores then he needs to remember who his (internet) friends are :teeth::lol:

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Or it read

 

Tina €939 :wub:

Sally €939 :wub:

Emma €939 :wub:

Sheila €939 :wub:

Barry €5 :disguise:

 

:lol:

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