nixy

just over 300 is the most i've ever had from mine so far but it is very dodgy to fill up!

ha ha nice one - makes a change from people taking the mick out of my age - when they are the same age as me STUEY!

For the money that's been lost on this you could stick another engine in!

the mileage is a killer when trying to re-sell isn't it - at such a low price it's almost worth just keeping it as a toy!

you should have been sent to alcatraz!

funny you should say that - my petrol light has never come on either - there's me thinking I can just keep going! TIM!!!!????

My JDM does the dte in KM's and also reads KM's per litre instead of miles per gallon. Everything else is in MPH (although is says KM's).

Talk about torture! I await your findings with interest!

yeah you can get that too if the pit ponies are all working hard enough! Eeh bah gum! I'm going to have to start training - that's two fingers to break on my list now!

super unleaded at sainsburys is currently 97p (ish) a litre and if you do your shopping there you get 5p a litre off. (that's in York anyway)

Hi there, welcome along and enjoy your mid life crisis! (just kidding)!

You're coming up with some right corkers now Jurgen!

If I had the handbook to change that I'd be a very rich lady!

I'm a handbook nerd - just wish I had a proper one! My hubbie bought his bmw handbook into the bedroom last night, threw it over and said "there you go, find out how to change my clock" And they say romance is dead!

You've been checking me out on facebook haven't you! Oh and by the way - the last person that annoyed me that much got a broken finger!

It's a bloody disgrace. If he's going to be preaching about speed to others then he should stick to the speed limit whether the rest of us do or not. I hope he has to resign.

My car locks and unlocks with the alarm fob so I don't use the key fob.

Hi there and welcome. gorgeous looking car - bet you can't wait!

Only lambos can get away with it! It's usually BMW's, chavs or white van man!

I'm just normally such a wuss that I would rather intentionally go slower and not try so that it's obvious I'm not even trying - just in case the vectra, saxo, tractor or whatever it is gets past me and I look a pillock! Perfect example was at the weekend. Guy up my backside in some sort of renault thing because there was a learner in front of me and we were in a village with a 30mph limit. We come to a dual carriageway, I floor it and he's miles away in my mirror. Because I didn't want to drive at a silly get banned speed on a short dual carriageway I slowed down, he probably had his foot on the floor and eventually caught up right at the end of the dual carriageway and cut across me as it ran out. He would have spent the night bragging about how he wasted me no doubt.

We all have one on our daily commute don't we, the roundabout where someone always tries to cut you up! There is one on my way home which has 2 lanes approaching a roundbout with traffic lights on it. The left lane is as you'd expect, for the first 2 exits, the right hand lane is for all other exits and it's clearly marked on massive signs and on the road. However, the left hand lane always tails back and the right hander is usually empty. This means if you end up being first at the lights in the left hand lane you regularly get a joker sat next to you in the right hand lane who is determined as soon as the lights change he will do a flyer and get in front of you to take the second (and most used) exit. I make it a rule that I try very hard NOT to get involved, I have nothing to prove even though it makes me mad when they do it and lets face it, I'm not the worlds best driver when it comes to a race at traffic lights. Well sure enough it happened tonight. I became aware of a car next to me inching forward further and further, I looked across and to my dismay it's a vectra full of chavs in their tracksuits, windows down, smirking at me. Every time he inched forward so did I, lights at the other side of the roundabout went red, he started moving, I started moving, then our lights changed and we both floored it. I left him standing. I even got a beep and a thumbs up off the cheeky chavs! It did feel good!

I haven't seen your sig Charlie - but I can imagine! Are we expecting to see Zedrush on what not to wear soon?

Actually it was Zedrush! Good isn't it. He took it upon himself to improve my old one. Hope that doesn't mean he'll try and re-do my make up if I ever meet him!

Zedrush, how can you misinterpret someone wanting a contemporary gas fire with wanting an Aga? That's like someone mistaking a Lotus for a tractor!

I guess your ultimate mod would be a giant arrow pointing to the drivers side with your name and photo attached!