nixy

bloody hope so!

erm, do you lot drive up that little wonky road? What happens if something comes the other way?

OIY, you've been quiet - and then you come back with that gem!

OMG that is so funny! We are so inviting you to our next gay weekend shopping/drinking/waxing party!

for him or me? he doesn't like touching girls!

yeah you guessed it! And the moustache!

so sealant then wax? What's the benefit of a sealant?

wow that's like glass! you can come and do my shower screen! what steps did you use Mike?

something else! He was good at it - we had drunk two bottles of wine first which made it pretty painless!

alcohol......... never felt a thing! But he did a good job!

Personally I always like to reverse the situation in my mind to understand it properly. So here goes. Lets imagine your other half went out with her mates - (telling you she's at the local), actually goes clubbing in town and gets rat arsed, spends the next few hours leching at some half dressed sleazy blokes, then goes to some strange bloke's house and rolls up home in the morning by which time, you are out of your mind with worry. Surprised you've got a gf at all - sounds like you should be single to me........

soft top is just too girly for my liking (apart from mart's mean machine!) - just my personal choice - I prefer a more aggressive looking car.

looks fab!

coupe all the way! Whereabouts in derbyshire you from? Selby's not far from York where i live, is it a garage or something there?

take it easy!

There are more zeds than ford fiestas in scotland........

oh bloody hell, you didn't last long! Shame...........glad it went to a good home, looked nice and shiny despite the rain!

in the old days it was cosworths

yep, humberside police is my area - they've had these sorts of cars for a long time - loads of evos and scoobies etc

Nice!

very nice zed!

gorgeous........

Right, he's done it! It didn't hurt and silky smooth! Gay friends are the best!