In my student days we had a poster used for christmas decorations, (I think from an old issue of American Penthouse), we were of course all literary scholars, on one side it had Al Pachino in a scar face shoot saying "Merry Fu;king Christmas" and on the over it had Jenna Jameson posing in a Santa out fit saying " do me doggy". Used to have to flip it round when the ladies came around.
Oh the good ol days