Andy

Some of us SE Mafia gatecrashed my mates magazine feature (the blue 307) a few months ago and got our own feature! Have a look at the link below. The words are a little small which is a bit annoying but you can right click and zoom in for more detail. This Issue also contains my mates Mondeo ST and my Scumball car! To turn the page, click in the bottom right corner http://www.yoco.co.uk/mag/issue2/issue2.html

20's are the way forward....right Stuey!

35mph!!!!!!!!! You can do that in reverse!

Love the car mate and personally I think the wing works well with the other styling. Whereabouts are you from?

Sorry mate, been a little preoccupied these last few days!! As soon as I know what i'm doing with my seats I will let you know

Possibly but not until I hear back about something in a few days. Might be changing my Misano's you see

The guy's rather silly though!

Genius!! The NSX-R had me in stitches!

Lovely touch mate

Love that picture

They're not as much as you may think, probably about £600 a wheel for 18's or £750 for 19's give or take.

Glad to help

The doors remain locked and the engine cuts out if you push the pedals without the keys in the ignition.

Pick up your voicemail by the way!

They are pretty easy to do with the right equipment to be honest. CAn't see it taking a professional much more than an hour with the right tools barring any problems with seized bolts etc. Make sure you keep hold of the parts you are replacing though, including the bolts as they might come in handy if you wish to swap back come sale time

Did have a problem with one of them breaking down internally but were replaced with no hassles and have been as good as gold ever since! If yuo're thinking of doing the Nismo then you might as well do the cats at the same time. Will prevent a lot of hassle having to get the car up in the air again at a later date

Indeed, you will need the full Clifford setup as the Intellistart is an add on to the brain and has to be setup on the keyfob. I know there were initial complications with the Z as you have to depress the clutch to start the car but I believe these have been resolved now.

Glad you got it all sorted mate, how crazy to only change one pad though!!! Unbelieveable!!!!!

Wrong mate, wrong!!

If they are actual AMG wheels then they must have used a wobbly bolt as the Mercs run a pcd of 5x112, either that or they have been custom drilled!! Must have used spacers on it as well.

Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the Morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean (also Irishmen), were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over". So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Paddy". The mortician thought that was rather strange, but said nothing and asked Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over" The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy". The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes." "What, he had two arseholes?!!" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two Arseholes...." ~@~ Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy, the officer, stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four" "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons." "You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law." The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno." ~@~ Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to show off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's my Speaking Clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer. Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed, "For F*ck sake, you ****er, it's twenty to two in the f*cking morning!!" ~@~ Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b*stard!" The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner." Again the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You Fu*king b*stard!!!" The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the court room, and said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?" Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I've lived next door to that b*stard and every time I asked to borrow a fu*king spanner, he said he didn't have one!" ~@~ A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in > > his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that > > one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home!" ~@~ A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to her supervisor to file a sexual harassment complaint. She tells the supervisor what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him. The supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice"? The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

Any more for any more with potential dates???

Yarp, I will be in attendance

it doesn't matter how bad the traffic is, the M11 still won't be anywhere near Gatwick!

You couldn't find your way out of a paperbag so shut it!!! Besides, I do recall you saying to me....." I won't be long, i'm on the M11 and coming up to Gatwick!!"