Digsy

oh sh%t sorry Tere really am didnt know Okay here you go wow Check out her avatar, Sherlock!

Hi - youre soo right! I did just complain on phone 5 mins ago.. they offered me to come in and attempt an adjustment.. any idea how they adjusted yours? my garage are suggesting hammering at one of fittings so it lifts the backbox left side.. Had another lok a the exhuast and realised the left tail pipe is sticking further out the back than the right as well!! Sorry, I'm strictly non-technical and left it to them. Sounds like your guys have done a botch job all round. Make sure the manager himself looks at it before they start tw@tting it with a hammer. Good luck.

Porsche bit now in the Other Cars section.

You may need to play merry hell with the garage and threaten to report them to Trading Standards. There is no way that there should be such a discrepancy. Mine was like that when it first went on but when I complained to the garage they adjusted it and got it spot on. Numpties!

I can't see this as being a major problem (that's why I've never mentioned it) and probably not worth spending too much time on.

Cost me £200 to get there You can't buy a Lambo and then quibble over £200! Your mug isn't worth £200 Gotta add at least another couple of noughts!

I get this occasionally where its one out. Marking all forums read sorts it but it is a bit odd.

Cost me £200 to get there You can't buy a Lambo and then quibble over £200!

One for Chesterfield that, mate.

Matt?

Plenty of Porsche-haters around on these Zed sites but I'm glad to say I'm not one. Enjoy.

Not spilling the beans on who it is then, mate? What's next for you? Oh hell no, its no secret, its a member of the OC (Speed67), very nice fella and a true enthusiast, im happy to the home its gone too. Got my new car before the zed went. 997 4S. Only said that because Paul W was so cagey last time I saw him! Nice Porker. White is the new Azure, eh!

Not spilling the beans on who it is then, mate? What's next for you?

I thought most of their wizardry was performed from inside the panel, making it a bit difficult on a zorst?

Hello again, Matt! Good too see you over here. Get yourself signed up for the Lakes meet - should be a corker!

my man???? Irish turn of phrase - he doesn't think you're sleeping with him. Are you?

Take the money. You'll forget about the dent when its fitted.

Moved to new sub-topic.

Sorry to hear that.

Quite right. Congestion charging for Manchester shortly IIRC.

If you bounce up and down on your seat all the time whilst driving you will be in the air for a certain percentage of your journey and thus for that time the car will weigh less. Superb!

I applaud your attempts here mate but I really can't see any likelihood of you achieving anything other than winding yourself up. I hope I'm wrong.

There's a theme of idiots on Vauxhall sites today.

At a price. Not a warranty issue AFAIK.

Often I put the rear seats flat, this reduces weight. (Like why you crawl flat across a frozen pond so as not to break the ice). What a complete arse!