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  1. look's like a rusty exhaust to me if the cars 5 years old it is about on the way out I would imagine ??
  2. +1 yes get in touch with them , I have been on the other side of the fence years ago with one of my employees, and these B****ds ran me ragged even the guy in question had no legitimate claim
  3. Junior School Children Writing about the Sea. Priceless!!! 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8) 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7) 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6) 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my dad keeps shouting at my mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6) 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7) 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it make my willy small. (Kevin age 6) 12) Divers have to be safe whey they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8) 13) On holiday my mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)
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    Orange GT-R

    what a street to drive down
  5. Lovely car , but I just couldnt part with £55k knowing everywhere else in the World they are being sold for £30k....
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    jdm servicing

    I would get it done at a proper specialist repairer, leave Nissan main dealers well alone I would sooner see invoices from a specialist garage than a row of stamps from a main Dealer... (in fact it would put me off a car knowing it had been to some Nisasan dealer workshops )
  7. Shell station at the meeting point Not collecting the model Ferrari car's are we. no just petrol receipts
  8. Shell station at the meeting point
  9. Look's nice ..isnt that Chesterfield in the driving seat ???
  10. TomTom fits Ok and I think they only cost £100 now
  11. gotta say sarnie your motor sounded well
  12. Lets hope you're at the "City Centre" end of Hoole Road then, its about 2 miles long! Dont worry I know exactly the staggering distance
  13. That's why i'm on the Hoole Rd..staggering distance to the city centre
  14. The garage is at fault , just refuse to pay , you took it in for them to fix the noise they said it was the clutch..tough luck on them they swopped the wrong part..insist the noise is fixed at the original quote or just take the car away and tell them to whistle for the money
  15. I think if you get a good brief on your case you can plead your livelihood depends on your licence..
  16. i havnt been offerd a course................... how come???? your past redemption
  17. once in a blue moon for me... it's an original 02 car with 16k on the clock
  18. Jesus I didnt know you had to pass exams to project manage , does that mean the last 2 showrooms and house I've built will fall down
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