no he had no idea, I,m from that area, and we dunna sound nowt like that my owd  ! 
  
that's quite good Tim, Scottish!  
  
 no broad Derbyshire    how dust seem my owd, ast bin to wok tdee? 
  
no sh*t  getting better  
 this one even caught me out the other day , and got me asking for an interpreter  "  O's had an om pom "  answers on a postcard