Vlad

You think it's time to get my AK-47 out? Calm down Vlad - No need to get all medieval over it - besides a 12 Gauge is a much better weapon against birds in a bush! You took your time...I was expecting you to be the 1st one to comment in this thread with "sensible" idea

will deffo attract other cats...which I don't want lol

You think it's time to get my AK-47 out?

Yea, similar thing already been suggested

Yea, true, not a lot you can do about them Ill try out that plastic bird...just need to check where I can put it without looking like a weirdo as its not my private property

What the hell that supposed to be? That's a deer scarer. Usually made of bamboo. Do you have a problem with deer too? Actual LOL! :lol: No, I hope I don't

What the hell that supposed to be? Japanese Bird Scarer! To be used where you want to scare birds (all kinds, not just Japanese). You could make it bigger so the noise is louder, this is a little 'un. So I will need either a water tap outside or wait for it to rain? Lol Not sure little one will scare birds away...and neighbours won't be happy about loud noise lol

Ok...I just wait for it to snow! Shouldn't take long... :lol:

What the hell that supposed to be?

Haha might try it

^^ yea, exactly! My parking spot is perfect at the moment (apart from birds ) as obviously no one car park on one side, and other side - parking space for other flat and they don't have a car, so nobody parks there either (that spot is not far enough from the tree either, already tried lol )

Can park in visitors bit...but people who park there - don't give a sh*t about their or other's cars...so don't fancy getting door dings

HOW MUCH? for that money ill sit outside myself and scare them away Yea, looks like car cover is on my list to buy now lol Haha last thing I want around my car - is cats! I regularly see a cat walking around and eyeing up that nice and warm carbon bonnet...but I tell him that even RSPCA won't help him if he decides to come any closer to it...works so far Not sure it's the CAR that you want to scare away That is your answer right there Vlad, dont clean your car ever again Might just get matt black rattle can out and respray my car

Not sure it's the CAR that you want to scare away Haha well, if I scare other cars away- I can park in their, sh*t-free, spot But yea, that meant to say "cats"

Looks like ill need to invest in outdoor car cover then!

Removing/trimming tree is not an option unless I do it very quietly at night and then just say that it done a runner at night lol

Hahaha I bloody knew ill get this sort of answers Trimming it down is not an option...as its not mine lol Tent over it not ideal either, as ill be more worried of it getting lose when it's windy and causing even more damage... I guess nobody heard of one of them electrical things? Similar to ones that scare cars away? Well, I guess they don't exist Humpy, thanks mate

...no, I'm not talking about females (I do that great anyway, without any advice ) Basically, there's a little bushy tree right next to my parking spot for the Zed. I guess birds chilling there and when they fly off - they have a need to sh*t on my car I keep washing it off quickly (as dont have time to wash my car every day)...but it's just ridiculous now! Other cars, parked father away from that bush/tree stay clean (most annoying thing that its an old saxo with dents and very old 306, that has lacquer pealing and paint faded...so nobody cares about them lol) I know there are things that you can get to scare cats away etc...they make some kind of noise or something... I was wondering if there is anything similar you can get to scare birds away? (Or make it non-sh*t zone ) P.s. riffle is not ideal as neighbours across might get suspicious

Hahaha this made me LOL

Ahahaha quality!

It will cost you 10+ if you gonna build engine...parts and labour not cheap! Around 15k in total

I believe they been using that unmarked lorry for couple of years now... Deffinately seen it on tv, traffic cops, couple of years ago, patrolling mainly around Birmingham. Pretty good idea to be honest!

I got OEM one for sale http://www.350z-uk.com/topic/75065-oem-gear-knob-maf-fuel-pump/

Look similar to those, just not polished rim http://bit.ly/1nrB92N

Omg...that spoiler! Them wheels! I just been sick!! Only good thing about that car is retractable cubby