manphibian

Why is he smashing the rim in with a penny?

1) I cost my cornflakes every morning with lead filings and 99Ron fuel.

2) I cut the grass by pouring petrol over it and setting fire!

3) I chew on wild rabbits as a snack.

4) I blow my tyres up with my mouth.

5) I shave with a bowie knife.

6) I changed my oil and used my teeth to get the sup plug off!

7) I too changed my oil and drank the waste!

8) I eat my dinner with a pitch fork and machete.

9) My cat has been trained to be the local drug dealer

10) I drive a pick up truck. The manliest vehicle in the known universe

11) I am ians cats best customer

12) When servicing my car I don't use ramps, I hold my car up with my knees

13) I wear barbed wire instead of socks

14) I brush my teeth with a wire brush

15) I drink sand

16) I can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. That's twice as fast as my car.

17) I used hair straighteners to smash my teeth out when I got bored cleaning them.

18) when I cook tea I often cut my own finger off as a snack.

19) I ate Ian's cat because it gives short measures

20) I use sandpaper condoms.

I am a textbook metrosexual.

1. I never pee standing up, apparently this is not normal manly behaviour

2. I have many different watches, to match specific outfits and shoes/boots to match.

3. I remove long hairs from my eyebrows.

4. I get my back waxed.

5. I prefer to use ladies deodorant.

6. I get my body hair waxed off or shaved, including arse and balls

7. I mix lynx shower gel with dove triple moisturing shower gel so I smell nice and have soft skin. Oh and I use exfoliating gloves.

8. I use face moisturiser at least 3 times a day

Epic :D

Looks like you summoned your inner Wolverine

350z glove box catch

Mint!

Looks perfect!

Fair play to Spain, they are the best team i've ever seen. Strange how they're so good, everyone almost started hating them, more than Germany ever

I think they shut a lot of people up tonight and showed they're the still the best team in the world.

Can't wait for the world cup, see how they fare against Brazil

Whilst I'd ignore an ST, I'd love a Kermit Green RS on the driveway

Chav!

There could be a Focus that went fast enough to time travel, and i still wouldn't be seen dead in it

That second picture is makes me dizzy

It's all a lie, the car wasn't moving

Out of interest has anyone, ever, in their lives seen a non motorway road in the UK (never mind one going through a village) with 2 miles of straight road.

 

Perhaps its just Chester is the home of the bend(ers) but I can't think of a road I know thats a straight mile long and has a surface you would even consider going over 100 on.

 

Then again I should imagine when using the strategy of 'making @*!# up to get a reaction' one doesn't really need a 'real road' on which to do their make believe '165mph' on.

There are some pretty long straightish roads in the yorkshire dales... not sure about 2 miles, but you can see a LONG way

Must go up there again soon

Looks great! Love the wheels

I have a Nissan 350z import 2004 slightly modified but de-restricted. I live in a small village and the longest road is approx 2mile long. I have hit 165 mph in 6th gear with more to show but the road ran out.

It is achievable.

What a dick

Also dont do both buttons up unless your a geek. Only do the top one up .

ok f*ck it, Peter Werth charcoal suit

Pimp.

I wear charcoal.

I think everybody needs to put a pic up of them in their suits

I'm not going first though

That's cheap!!!

Make sure you check it out fully....

I used to really be an advocate of andriod's. "people who use apples are stupid" I used to say. You know they always say oh the iphone has changed my life.

 

Well the iphone DID change my life. Throwing hardware at a software problem is pointless IMO. Android is still clunky and no where near as smooth as IOS.

this x 100000

This is of very little use to the thread, but i designed the recycling bins that Google use in all their offices, and they're called Nexus 100's ... i actually think they nicked the name from us

 

Well I believe that google have used the label nexus for the last 3 years at least.

I designed it in 2007 and the name was about on another product years before that

This is of very little use to the thread, but i designed the recycling bins that Google use in all their offices, and they're called Nexus 100's ... i actually think they nicked the name from us

Just washed, polished and waxed

Not bad for a GM

Buy it then, you obviously are not interested in listening to anything anyone advises