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thats the first thing i go and do i don't leave early just to have it to myself, honest

Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their penis' in a snow bank.Sister Margaret sticks her head out the window and says, "Boys! Boys!Whatever are you doing... you're going to catch pneumonia. Put your penis' away." The tallest altar boy turns around and yells, "Sister Margaret, don't worry, we know what we're doing. Father Porter always likes a couplecold ones after work... Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice. But they'll all melt when they land on your face...

10 Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman 10. A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past. 09. Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. 08. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the closet. 07. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls. 06. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home. 05. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up underneath it. 04. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away. 03. A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other Christmas trees. 02. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football all day. 01. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN A Christmas tree is always erect. Even small ones give satisfaction. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size. A Christmas tree has cute balls. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it’s past its ’sell by’ date. You don’t have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

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im chancing it here but was to good to resist as its xmas themed Q. What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? A. They go into to town and blow a few bucks. Q. What's the difference between snow men and snow women? A. Snowballs Q. Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ? A. Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

good to have you here Yeah he's just making sure that i will take care of it he must have a sixth sense about the amount of questions coming his way

good to have you here

haha i usually put in to lead a meeting. I run meetings to the point and absolutely no BS, bit of a hard ass in them the polar opposite of me normally. maybe i like the power 1: when someone wont shut up on the desk next to you 2: when people put a plain black and white boring power point up as they dont understand how to operate microsoft. and then procede to drone on. 3: when people send you massive files via email 4: when people press reply all when its not bloody necessary 5: when people think just because you are at the computer rather than in the workshop you couldnt possibly be doing work

WOOP! i bet a little bit of wee came out when you got it

pig....

Bobby walked through to the bathroom, got in the shower and closed his eyes, muttering to himself incoherently. Meanwhile in a house down the street a jolly fat man followed the theme of the night and fell down the chimney. After the dust settles in a cream living room he is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde! Knowing who he is she asks "Santa, will you stay with me?". Realising he has the wrong house Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!" She unexpectedly proceeds to take off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?". The big jolly man again shakes his head and says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!". Now she takes off everything and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?". Santa replies "Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay! I can't get up the chimney with my d**k this way!"

If you are struggling to open or close your roof,please turn to page 37. LMFAO sorry mart :

i will honestly vouch that this is the best sounding exhaust, i fell in love with it, and i may be tempted with the offer of a similar one seriously, if you have taste it is very nice

its a manual, keep it in the car as best practice, put it in the cubby bit behind the passenger seat, add a microfibre or two to stop sliding, done then microfibres good for detailing emergency

if your struggling would it fit behind the spare wheel?

sorry but we just had a great laugh in the office about NYLATRON We know not his name... all we know... he is NYLATRON

a good plan!

yeah, i thought this wouldnt appeal:

looks good times change, people get bored. fact of life

+1

i was the same i have burned so much money and given up so many pints and kebabs though :'( and all i have to show for it is a wealthy insurer.