JT1703

Perfect example of an Aberdeen tan !!

Why were you searching for Extreme Sheep on Youtube ?!?!?

Excellent pics

I could sell my house , flat & cars and buy a Zonda and just live in it !

haha brave man !!

Cara will be on soon

2 weeks ago I would have had them bought already ... just spent 500 quid on 2 Toyos & Spacers all round..... typical. If I could shift the OEM 18" Alloys c/w new Toyos and the Spacers to recoup some of the cash I'd snap them up !

hmmm decisions decisions ?!?

How did I know that you'd pick up on that one ?!?!

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hmm still undecided .....

Still wont stop someone in a people carrier parking hard up against your drivers door ( see previous rant ! ) I know what you mean, and this REALLY annoys me too. But lately I've been lucky - nobody seems to want to park as far away as I do (lazy buggers don't want to use their legs!). ... and as you say , that car park is HUGE so you probably save about a fiver in petrol as well

Still wont stop someone in a people carrier parking hard up against your drivers door ( see previous rant ! )

Either or for me too but what the hell's going on with the foot deep potholes in the Westhill car park

Bloody cheek

Hunners o dandies on here min! nae sure aboot hunners cuv , I ken o' aboot 3 onywaye

That's mental prices !

Maybe it's just the pics but could the front benefit from some spacers ?! Looking good though

I was £30 a corner last year to get my Capri's alloys refurbed ..... they are only 13"s though so not a lot of alloy to refurb !

Yer nae wrang cuv

Wanted - OEM Battery Cover in exchange for a few beer / petrol tokens ? Clips are broken on mine. Cheers