Cara

Good to see you're all sorted now, happy Oh and from a fellow Scot!

It sure is Like I said, desperate measures 10 hour wait!

Yep, unfortunately so!! (although the queues for the ladies are often so ridiculously long that myself and a few girlfriends have been known on occassion to sneak into the cubicles in the mens - bleurgh, desperate measures only! )

Some great pics there, and I agree some lovely cars and some horrors!! Wouldn't fancy my paintwork here with those heels.....

Happy Birthday! Wow, what a present, one lucky guy!

Hi Chantelle I am female, 26, and had a Cooper S up until the tail end of last year when swapped to a Z. You've had lots of really helpful advice here so far so I won't go over old ground, but coming from my personal point of view - do it, you won't regret it

Wow, what a difference! I'm sure we'll all get used to it soon enough. Great job!

Admittedly this one is very true!

Looks like a great day was had, i'm jealous, some good pics there

OMG you're famous! .....can I have your autograph??? seriously, that's pretty cool, how funny!

Ah I'm disappointed, can't see my house. Still, pretty cool. Be careful, BB is watching!

Personally I really like it - although I agree ditch the grilles. And yes, could have cleaned it, I don't get why people would try to sell a car with photos of anything but it looking pristine.

My vote goes for the Nismo (sorry, going against what most others seem to be saying!). Personal opinion isn't it.... tough decisions ahead

Cheers Jay... another slap smiley coming on... I agree you have far too much time on your hands! (although I suppose I should be grateful it wasn't a Kim/Aggie character )

Agreed.... beginning to think Maccaman likes these new slapping smilies..........

You're walking a fine line... Stew, have you tried a very weak solution of washing up liquid and (good old-fashioned elbow grease here) buffing/polishing up afterwards with your microfibre cloths? Failing that, how about a small amount of glass cleaner, again buffed up? Alternatively, sugar soap is very good for kitchens (fab for grease and dirt) but I don't know if this would be too abrasive for gloss units.

How did I know that you'd pick up on that one ?!?! Women are outnumbered here... we need to defend ourselves

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down.... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent b**tard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!' The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.'

Some of them had me laughing out loud However - "WOMEN: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't care less anyway and you could use the saved energy to Hoover the house afterwards."

Damn that was quick!! I'll get on to the hire company and tell them you said so, am sure they'll get right on it......

Mine is very traditional, but it's what I wanted: A 1933 Rolls. Dunno what Doug is going in though - doesn't really matter, no one is there to see the groom arrive (sorry) I think it's cool you fancy something different and as you say, more 'you'. Good luck in your search!

Still wont stop someone in a people carrier parking hard up against your drivers door ( see previous rant ! ) I know what you mean, and this REALLY annoys me too. But lately I've been lucky - nobody seems to want to park as far away as I do (lazy buggers don't want to use their legs!).

Exactly why Danestone is getting my business more and more, and also because the car park is massive (I park at the very far end so that the Z is all on it's lonesome ). If going to Westhill I just take the wee pug. Westhill need to get themselves sorted out

I shop at both, but I agree that I always seem to see Zs at Tesco Danestone!

Welcome from a fellow Scot