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STOPPED BY TRAFFIC POLICE TODAY!!!!!!!!


Zedrush

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white is the new yellow...clearly!

 

gay charm i think!! remember to turn off your blinkers!

 

EMERGENCY FLASHERS

 

A car driven by a woman breaks down on the motorway one day.

 

So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out

of the car and opens the boot. Out of the boot jump two men in trench

coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming

traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to

approaching drivers.

 

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this motorway

occurs.

 

It's not very long before a police car shows up.

 

The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the woman yelling, "What the heck is

going on here?"

 

"My car broke down," says the woman, calmly.

 

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the side of the road?" asks the

cop.

 

And she said...

 

"Those are my emergency flashers!"

 

thats what really happened hey?

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Probably because you didnt argue or act arrogant mate.

 

I agree with this.. They must have seen your car was well looked after, and on top of this you passed the attitude test..

 

I guess this is why its better to have people in police cars rather than bloody cameras and those donuts in the camera vans!!!!

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