steve_b Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 The last one is the best Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? A. Bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? A. Granny. Q. What do you call a chav in a box? A. Innit. Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? A. Sorted. Q. What do you call a chav in a suit? A. The defendant. Q. Why did the chav cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever. Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. If you are driving and you see a chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike. Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? A. What you looking at? Q. Why are chavs like slinkeys? A. They have no real use, but it is great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs Q. Two chavs in a car without any music - who is driving? A. The policeman! Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? A. A start. Q. Why is three chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A. Because a Nova has four seats. Q. What do you say to a chav with a job? A. Big Mac please. Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl? A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev946 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Reminds me of the Essex Girls gags Q. How do you know when an Essex Girl has had an orgasm. A. She drops her chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revsport Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Nice one. PMSL. The best 2 Q. What do you say to a chav with a job? A. Big Mac please. Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl? A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Love them! The jokes that is, not those bloody chavs! Was in coventry saturday and oh my god! How many are around in their done up corsas and KA's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captint Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Hopefully due to to high concerntration of Tesco value food consumed, the next generation of Chavs will be sterile and the chain will end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Hopefully due to to high concerntration of Tesco value food consumed, the next generation of Chavs will be sterile and the chain will endYou seem to forget Mac Donalds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captint Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Should be a sure thing then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuey Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Q..... wots the differance between a chav girl and an ironing board... A..... its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Now stuey, that one I like! sooo true aswell, not that i have had a chav girl, but my ironing board legs are near impossible to open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 not that i have had a chav girl Liar. Thats all you pull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 not that i have had a chav girl Liar. Thats all you pull Ok once, but i didnt know until after. She stole my watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 not that i have had a chav girl Liar. Thats all you pull Ok once, but i didnt know until after. She stole my watch. Thats what happens when you refuse to pay the lady of the night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I fed her! What more does she want? The KFC was amazing and more upmarket than MaccyD's I thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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