Quality chat up lines....what's your favorite?????

[Sarnie]

I just ask them out, boring i know

 

But every date in the last 3 months with 5 girls has resulted in sex on the 2nd date!

I must be doing something right i think Or maybe its the car, lol.

 

Sex on the FIRST date would be doing something right

Yeah, but i like classy girls,

 

Classy girls give it up on the first date if your good enough

[sl114]

I just ask them out, boring i know

 

But every date in the last 3 months with 5 girls has resulted in sex on the 2nd date!

I must be doing something right i think Or maybe its the car, lol.

 

Sex on the FIRST date would be doing something right

Yeah, but i like classy girls,

 

Classy girls give it up on the first date if your good enough

Yeah i know, Laura was like that, from Derby and went to see her up there, didnt come back until the morning after! She was the first after i broke up from Jen (my ex)

[Sarnie]

I just ask them out, boring i know

 

But every date in the last 3 months with 5 girls has resulted in sex on the 2nd date!

I must be doing something right i think Or maybe its the car, lol.

 

Sex on the FIRST date would be doing something right

Yeah, but i like classy girls,

 

Classy girls give it up on the first date if your good enough

Yeah i know, Laura was like that, from Derby and went to see her up there, didnt come back until the morning after! She was the first after i broke up from Jen (my ex)

 

Whats Laura's number?

[sl114]

I just ask them out, boring i know

 

But every date in the last 3 months with 5 girls has resulted in sex on the 2nd date!

I must be doing something right i think Or maybe its the car, lol.

 

Sex on the FIRST date would be doing something right

Yeah, but i like classy girls,

 

Classy girls give it up on the first date if your good enough

Yeah i know, Laura was like that, from Derby and went to see her up there, didnt come back until the morning after! She was the first after i broke up from Jen (my ex)

 

Whats Laura's number?

You are not getting that!

 

Ill send you some pics of her though, she is soooo hot!

[Sarnie]

I just ask them out, boring i know

 

But every date in the last 3 months with 5 girls has resulted in sex on the 2nd date!

I must be doing something right i think Or maybe its the car, lol.

 

Sex on the FIRST date would be doing something right

Yeah, but i like classy girls,

 

Classy girls give it up on the first date if your good enough

Yeah i know, Laura was like that, from Derby and went to see her up there, didnt come back until the morning after! She was the first after i broke up from Jen (my ex)

 

Whats Laura's number?

You are not getting that!

 

Ill send you some pics of her though, she is soooo hot!

 

Go on then! I'm waiting

[sl114]

I just ask them out, boring i know

 

But every date in the last 3 months with 5 girls has resulted in sex on the 2nd date!

I must be doing something right i think Or maybe its the car, lol.

 

Sex on the FIRST date would be doing something right

Yeah, but i like classy girls,

 

Classy girls give it up on the first date if your good enough

Yeah i know, Laura was like that, from Derby and went to see her up there, didnt come back until the morning after! She was the first after i broke up from Jen (my ex)

 

Whats Laura's number?

You are not getting that!

 

Ill send you some pics of her though, she is soooo hot!

 

Go on then! I'm waiting

Give me a minute

[ir_fuel]

me too

[sl114]

me too

god! whats ur email address?

[Sarnie]

She is lovely

[Dave J]

I need some as well...........i did start the post!!

Dave.

[Sgt Wilson]

Ey up girls, fancy making up a threesome?

 

[stevie_350z]

Geezer: Is anyone sat on this seat next to you?

Lass: No, and this one will be empty too if you sit down.

Geezer: Aw, no need to get on your knees so soon...

[captint]

Geezer to Chick

 

Congratulations, you just auditioned for my next w@nk