martinmac Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Scarily near the truth. A senior citizen bought a brand new 350z convertible and drove it out of the salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph; enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M6, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 140mph, then 150 then 160. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side of the Nissan, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, "Years ago my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jak Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 I think I've seen this before, though with some kind of BMW referenced instead of a Z, eitherway it's a good-un! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnH Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldel Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=47892 Was only a couple of weeks ago as well...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted June 6, 2011 Author Share Posted June 6, 2011 er, read the title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Pffffffffffffft it's all lies. We all know that the Zed is limited to 155 mph. MArtin, you're not quite a senior citizen yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted June 6, 2011 Author Share Posted June 6, 2011 Thanks Stew, I am reassured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carla Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 This made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BACON Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 This one has obviously had its time as I'm sure I've read this in a Superbike Mag! Still funny though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st3ven1 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Very good, obviously easily interchangeable with other cars as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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