The true cost of mods.

[martinmac]

Four guys go to ESR. After an hour, the following

conversation took place.

 

First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do

to be able to come out here this weekend.

I had to promise my wife that I would paint

every room in the house next weekend.'

 

Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife

that I would build her a new landscaped garden.'

 

Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had

to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

 

They continue to check out the stock When they realized

that the fourth guy has not said a word, they

asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you

had to do to be able to come here this weekend.

What's the deal?'

 

Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.

When it went off,I shut off my alarm, gave the

wife a slap on her butt and said:

'ESR or Sex?' She said: Give my regards to Phil.'

[drewbie]

 

Nice twist on an old favourite.

[Digsy]

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