Zummertor Posted May 23, 2008 Posted May 23, 2008 Got asked the other night by my wife after she'd got undressed, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?' It seems my reply of 'Your sense of humour! was wrong ! Maybe getting divorced again, can't quite get the hang of this marriage thing Apparently: Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Wonder where I can get one? Quote
ZeddZ Posted May 23, 2008 Posted May 23, 2008 Got home from the pub at 3 o clock this morning and the missus was waiting at the door with a rolling pin. I said "What the **** are you baking at this hour?" :rant: Quote
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