Sarnie

Also, can see my car smack bang in the middle of the cover with the lights on

Loving the Bongo's

Single 4 Sarnie???

Superb aren't they. Its not hard to keep people happy. Just do what you say your going to do. I've been in there this week too, they are INCREDIBLY nice when they hear the words ''I'm thinking of a change....''

So why isn't bridgestone in there, saying they are the bigegst Tyre Manufacturer? Pirelli is only the world's fifth largest? In where?

Oh really.... Didn't realise your mum was bk off holiday so soon!!! She's not, went with your gran Ha ha love you lad (obviously not in that sense) but yeah you know what I mean.... Could say that 2 others but they'd just get You'd have to try harder than that to rattle my cage you cum smuggler The only time I'm hiding the white stuff is when it's in you mum's arhhhhhhh sorry couldn't resist Do you accidentally blow cum bubbles when you talk?

Scrimp on brake pads??? Some people do. i'd rather do that than scrimp on tyres

HAHA Glad you appreciated that Some people haven't been on here long enough to appreciate the colour wars

Eh? Not quite sure what your saying there? The BMW stigma is due to the non indicating ****er drivers who probably are all non owners as most are probably company or lease cars!!! Most probably couldn't actually even afford to buy a beemer but once in the seat turn into ****ing dickwads. The same probably applies to the stealers. I bet most of the employee's couldn't afford to buy one of their own cars but lord about giving it the big'un like lord muck In my experience, anyone that BUYS a BMW usually appreciate the car and its attributes and are not feckin losers. IMO anyone in a 3 series, shirt and tie with the jacket hanging in the back, bluetooth adapter on the ear and holding a map should be shot off the road Top rant dawg, I agree with you totally. No longer does BMW hold that executive sophisticated look, there all just Ten a Penny!!! Ok we still hold the Datsun heritage (excluding them faggots in Lambo's) but in all honesty how many 350's do you see driving down the road??? Ok yeah it's early days so yeah I can chat sh1t The thing was, in the 80's a bmw signalled money/success. In the 90's HP became prevalent as did company cars and leasing etc. This spawned the ******* we have on the roads today. I would bet £100 that at least 60% of bmw owners I see do not own their cars. I would buy a BMW but it would have to be a top of the range kind of model like an M5,M6,M3 or a Z4M..........I would replace the indicatoe bulbs with bloody xenon bulbs so everyone can see me indicating Do they make BM's with indicators??? Its a £3000 extra

Eh? Not quite sure what your saying there? The BMW stigma is due to the non indicating ****er drivers who probably are all non owners as most are probably company or lease cars!!! Most probably couldn't actually even afford to buy a beemer but once in the seat turn into ****ing dickwads. The same probably applies to the stealers. I bet most of the employee's couldn't afford to buy one of their own cars but lord about giving it the big'un like lord muck In my experience, anyone that BUYS a BMW usually appreciate the car and its attributes and are not feckin losers. IMO anyone in a 3 series, shirt and tie with the jacket hanging in the back, bluetooth adapter on the ear and holding a map should be shot off the road Top rant dawg, I agree with you totally. No longer does BMW hold that executive sophisticated look, there all just Ten a Penny!!! Ok we still hold the Datsun heritage (excluding them faggots in Lambo's) but in all honesty how many 350's do you see driving down the road??? Ok yeah it's early days so yeah I can chat sh1t The thing was, in the 80's a bmw signalled money/success. In the 90's HP became prevalent as did company cars and leasing etc. This spawned the ******* we have on the roads today. I would bet £100 that at least 60% of bmw owners I see do not own their cars. I would buy a BMW but it would have to be a top of the range kind of model like an M5,M6,M3 or a Z4M..........I would replace the indicator bulbs with bloody xenon bulbs so everyone can see me indicating

Oh really.... Didn't realise your mum was bk off holiday so soon!!! She's not, went with your gran Ha ha love you lad (obviously not in that sense) but yeah you know what I mean.... Could say that 2 others but they'd just get You'd have to try harder than that to rattle my cage you cum smuggler

I would never scrimp on tyres. Ever. Regardless of budget. I would/ will only every buy Michelins or Pirelli's. On any car. You can scrimp on brake pads, disc's, petrol, wheels, zorst, ICE or anything else but not tyre's IMO. 300bhp going through two wheels means very limited contact with the road and once the weather gets dodgy then say goodbye to the back end. IMO this is one of the most important choices when setting up a car. If the Toyo's and Falken's were £800 a set then nobody would buy them, they only do because of the price/performance ratio e.g they are cheap and are not TOO bad a tyre. I have a brand new set of MPS2's on my G and they are like glue

Oh really.... Didn't realise your mum was bk off holiday so soon!!! She's not, went with your gran

Eh? Not quite sure what your saying there? The BMW stigma is due to the non indicating ****er drivers who probably are all non owners as most are probably company or lease cars!!! Most probably couldn't actually even afford to buy a beemer but once in the seat turn into ****ing dickwads. The same probably applies to the stealers. I bet most of the employee's couldn't afford to buy one of their own cars but lord about giving it the big'un like lord muck In my experience, anyone that BUYS a BMW usually appreciate the car and its attributes and are not feckin losers. IMO anyone in a 3 series, shirt and tie with the jacket hanging in the back, bluetooth adapter on the ear and holding a map should be shot off the road

I ate at the oxo tower tonight

+1 I've finished it too, felt it was too short really. Not been online as yet as that may be the end of my business if that happens!

If I'm threatened with flooding then i'll grab a few foreign imports and use them as door stops

I'd sooner get the tram!!! Who asked you monkey scrote? Sorry Sarnie your Mum... I'll just leave my money on the side You ain't got enough dollar, fill up boy

I'd sooner get the tram!!! Who asked you monkey scrote?

Whats with the £2k banger?????? What about a something like this? I know its sold but http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/309776.htm

I sold my zorst to someone on here for about £30 IIRC.

So he may be running fronts all round?

one man's muck is another man's money Most people hated the first one but i loved it and defended it to the hilt. I can't with this one, **** poor.