Liam's Z

Yes . might bring it to the Wales Run out see who has the loudest How was the test conducted mate??? Is it technical or just a case of popping the meter out the window nothing technical mate , just switch it on and point it at the exhaust pipe got to be simple for me to use it Tim, you know as well as I do that there are prescribed distances for conducting noise tests - inverse sqaure law and all that. Did you follow them during the above? Oh yes to the letter Dorian

Yes . might bring it to the Wales Run out see who has the loudest How was the test conducted mate??? Is it technical or just a case of popping the meter out the window nothing technical mate , just switch it on and point it at the exhaust pipe got to be simple for me to use it Cool My guess is more db's would be produced with the girl movin

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Yes . might bring it to the Wales Run out see who has the loudest How was the test conducted mate??? Is it technical or just a case of popping the meter out the window

What's happened 2 the pics

Completely agree with Scott (Welcome btw ) 1st - 2nd is very tight in the early days, does come good tho

Good results then Tim

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting: 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway

An elderly man lay dying in his little bed, while suffering the Agonies of Impending death; when he suddenly smells the aroma of his favourite Treat, Freshly made Welsh cakes, wafting up the stairs from the kitchen. He gathers his remaining strength, and lifts himself from his bed. And, Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and With Even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he Slowly crawls Downstairs. With laboured breath, he leans against the kitchen door frame, Gazing Through watery eyes into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself Already in Heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table Were Dozens of freshly made Welsh cakes fresh from the oven and cooling Slowly. Was he in heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his Devoted Welsh Wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this mortal world a Truly Happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the Table, Landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand trembled as it moved slowly towards the Closest Welsh cake, possessing extra raisins, his favourite ones laid out Neatly at The edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife With a Spatula. "F**k off" she says, "they're for the funeral."

We've all met them but this . . . This guy should be on "The Apprentice" The salesman A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Seattle and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says "one". The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says "$101,237.65". The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing'.

> >>>>Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his > >>>>ashes home. > >>>> > >>>>Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio > >>>>table. > >>>> > >>>>Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to > >>>>him.... > >>>> > >>>>"Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the > >>>>insurance money!" > >>>> > >>>>She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, > >>>>"Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with > >>>>the insurance money!" > >>>> > >>>>Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the > >>>>ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it > >>>>too, with the insurance money!" > >>>> > >>>>Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, > >>>> "Herman, remember that blow job I promised you?" > >>>> > >>>> Here it comes...........

>Something to make you laugh regarding promoting the sale of condoms! Food for thought! LOL! >Could you imagine if all the major retailers started making their own >condoms >but > >kept the same tag-lines... > >Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better > >Tesco Condoms - every little helps > >Nike Condoms - Just do it > >Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life > >Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk > >KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good > >Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand > >Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load > >Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough > >Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing > >Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going > >Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple > >Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop > >Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper > >Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide" > >**** Condoms - no comment required > >Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain? > >Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the >hardwork > >Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile > >Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you > >Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long > >Renault Condoms - size really does matter! > >Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin > >Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 >minutes > >Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!! > >Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach > >Carlsburg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world > >Mars Condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play > >AA Condoms - they're the 4th emergency service > >Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal > >Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)

A young blonde, Anne, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions." The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the blonde calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

Dividing factor for calculating power against bhp

That's one way of putting it, but not mine That was me playing moderator LOL

Very similiar to the Mercedes Prestige  M67!!! Don't think they will look very good on your Custard

How do they determine a noisy zorst??? Max rpm???

Hopefully Phil

For me I only spot them whilst in other peoples cars

FFS Tim the competition is between H5 and Emperor Ming Although I think your winning hands down so far

They arnt actually tints, i think its the angle of the car, but by no means were they tinted when i took it out. Oh right must of read your quote wrong "Peering through the window I couldn’t see to much due to the tints" sorry.... does look good tho

good spot

Any takers????

Bloody hell that’s seriously good going!!! Did you have the Ferrari pit crew with you???

Needs must