Liam's Z

Apart from your wheels

I can't load it but - sexy bird ina zed

Never thought about the VX220. Was mainly going on the colour - theirs not many car you get in orange nowadays...... I can really see the resemblance with your azure

Nice one

LMAO

Please don't

TELL US yeh like I'm gonna Was it Viagra. No shame in it at your age OOoooooo that last post yesterday cut you I see Sarnie is your middle name fish???

All Weather 350 does not perform in the snow

Good work Tim

Anything left 2 break

LMTO He's one lucky bugger Also got caught up in Flixborough

Also had username 350zuk, old site for 1 month!!! Chris U???

TCP N PI**

LOL - any other clues???

Proving he's a very friendly guy

Again very nice Joe but WTF is next ???

LMAO Get some made and i'll happily display

Mindless inconsiderate arseholes Who probably do it out of spite Double park and let them think your arrogant!!!

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OLD FOLKS A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?" "To the kitchen" he replies. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" "Sure." "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks. "No, I can remember it." "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down because you know you'll forget it." He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts. Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says - "Where's my toast? .Keep Reading ......... A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting married?" "Yep!" "Do I know her?" "Nope!" "This woman, is she good looking?" "Not really." "Is she a good cook?" "Naw, she can't cook too well." "Does she have lots of money?" "Nope! Poor as a church mouse." "Well then, is she good in bed?" "I don't know." "Why in the world do you want to marry her then?" " Because she can still drive!" .Keep Reading ............. Three old guys are out walking. First one says, "Windy, isn't it?" Second one says, "No, its Thursday!" Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer." .Keep Reading ............ A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" " Twelve thirty ." .Keep Reading ............ Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'" The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'" .Keep Reading ............ A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "arthritis." ................. Stop

Here is a riddle for the intellectually minded. The answer is at the end for those who cannot think this one through!! At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth: One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers .... and the other is getting oral sex from an 85 year old woman. They are each thinking the exact same thing. What are they both thinking? Answer: Don't look down.

Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't think my pet python weally gives a thit."

The Fire Fighters >>> > >>>> >>> > >>>> One dark night outside a small town near Christchurch, a fire >>> > >>>> started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye >>> > >>>> it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the >>> > >>>> fire departments for >>> > >>>> miles around. >>> > >>>> >>> > >>>> When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the >>> > >>>> chemical company president rushed to the fireman in charge and >>> > >>>> said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of >>> > >>>> the plant. They must >>> > >>>> be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings >>> > >>>> them out intact." But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. >>> > >>>> >>> > >>>> Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became >>> > >>>> desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that >>> >>> > >>>> the offer was now $100,000 to the fire station who could bring >>> > >>>> out the company's secret files. From the distance, a lone siren >>> > >>>> was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the >>> > >>>> nearby Maori rural township volunteer fire company composed >>> > >>>> mainly of Maoris over the age of 65. >>> > >>>> >>> > >>>> To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right >>> > >>>> past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant. >>> > >>>> Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno. >>> > >>>> >>> > >>>> Outside, the other firemen watched as the Maori old timers jumped >>> >>> > >>>> off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all >>> > >>>> sides. It was >>> > >>>> a performance and effort never seen before. >>> > >>>> >>> > >>>> Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and >>> >>> > >>>> had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company >>> > >>>> president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping >>> >>> > >>>> the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each >>> > >>>> of the brave fire fighters. >>> > >>>> >>> > >>>> The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on >>> > >>>> film, asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?" >>> > >>>> >>> > >>>> "Well," said Rangi, the 70-year-old fire chief, "The first thing >>> > >>>> we gonna do is fix the brakes on that f ***** g truck!"