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  1. Dicky, Mike has posted a link at the top of the page with photo's and instructions
  2. Defo no probs then !! Common as muck (wait for the backlash ) Let's not get into this TANGO MAN
  3. Defo Black - Bitch 2 keep clean tho
  4. I've the same problem Jim and I'm over 6 foot., only trouble is if I raise the seat my head will be through the roof heya over 6 foot geeza, im over 6 too and want to know how comfortable you find the 350z, isit comfortable becauseyou make it comfortable or isit truly a nice cucoon of leather and good steering wheel placement, i got really long arms and dont want elbows knocking everywhere. Get down the dealers and go for a spin - best way to answer your questions P.s don't forget your cheque book
  5. Sorry Danny,,, no manners this evening to the site mate No chance of a discount then???
  6. TheMinel has an Azure one Unless he's sold it!!!!!
  7. Lomoto's referring to stealers not dealers Tad expensive!!!
  8. I Find out the reserve mate by contacting the seller Post his reply
  9. I know divvy.... Same kit different wheels
  10. Cheers Typo error: And your kit makes your wheels look massive
  11. And your kit makes your kit look massive
  12. Someone will have the instructions mate,,, i'll try and get some pictures for you later
  13. say so, not uk warranty
  14. Ta la How early did you detect the signs???
  15. A man owned a small ranch in New Mexico. The New Mexico Wage & Hour Dept claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night." "That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the rancher.
  16. a classic Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and was touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made. The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer... MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills An Irishman found an old oil lamp and rubbed it. Out came a Genie who said, "Master you have released me from the lamp and I grant you three wishes, what would you like" The Irishman scratched his head for a few moments, then answered, "I wish for a bottle of Guinness that never gets empty." "Granted master" replied the Genie and produced the bottle. The Irishman was delighted and immediately poured himself a tall glass of the dark brew. After he drained the glass he picked up the bottle and sure enough it was full again. The Irishman got drunk on this one magic Guinness bottle for three weeks before he remembered that he had two more wishes. He rubbed the lamp again and the Genie appeared. "Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would you like?" "You remember that magic, never ending Guinness bottle?" he asks the Genies. "Well, for my final two wishes, I'd like another two of them" Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted a man, obviously very inebriated, walking ahead of them. As they watched him stumbling, he fell face down into a mud puddle. When they walked up to him, one woman turned him over to see if she recognized him. However, his face was so covered with mud that she bent over and unzipped his pants. She remarked, "Well, he's not my husband." The second woman peering over her shoulder agreed, "Your right, he's not your husband." The third woman, somewhat older than the other two, bent over to look and said, "He's not from our village."
  17. Age Test This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at Harvard University Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age can't do it! 1. This is this cat 2. This is is cat 3. This is how cat 4. This is to cat 5. This is keep cat 6. This is an cat 7. This is old cat 8. This is fart cat 9. This is busy cat 10. This is for cat 11. This is forty cat 12. This is seconds cat Now go back and read aloud the third word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing this on.
  18. I was doing garden work after the storm last weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realised that I couldn't find the rake anywhere. I yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?" I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?" I repeated the gestures, "Eye - Kneed - The Rake" My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one. Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?" She replies, . (scroll down, it's worth it) "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"
  19. A new zed fitted with Nismo kit costs an extra 2.5k iirc... Therefore a second hand zed with Nismo would probably go for 1.5k more imo than one without
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